Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Wednesday 21st November 2007 5:46pm

Gerald invited Remus over to his house to see his small menagerie, including a brothel of doxies and a pinch of pixies.

OMG, too funny...brothel AND doxies (prostitutes) *SNICKER*
...pinch OF pixie(dust)
Are these really the terms to indicate a group of such creatures? Or was it made up for the story? Either way, it is clever and humorous by far.
;-D

Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Wednesday 21st November 2007 5:05pm

Snog him quite, LOL. ;-P

Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Wednesday 21st November 2007 4:39pm

Cool, they are now neighbors to the Weasley clan. ;-D

Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Wednesday 21st November 2007 3:59pm

::chuckling:: I was wondering how Aunt Amy's bank was able to stay small (had a bit of an inkling of an idea that it may be a branch of Gringott's).

Too cool! ;-D

Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Wednesday 21st November 2007 3:23pm

Sheesh, too funny, taunting a portrait.
*SNICKER* Poor Severus' family jewels (like he uses them, ::cough::, *SNICKER*).
;-P

Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Wednesday 21st November 2007 2:48pm

Snape is such a putz. Lord forbid anyone should be happy, especially if that person was/is a Marauder.

Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Wednesday 21st November 2007 1:08pm

Geez, maybe if they'd just had left Snape alone he wouldn't be so hot to trot to take them out.

Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Wednesday 21st November 2007 12:01pm

17 September

Dear friends,

Severus had the most remarkable thing to show me today — a plaque enchanted so that every time he destroys it, it reconstitutes itself and reappears on his desk. It was sent to him anonymously. I would hate to have to hire another Potions teacher simply because my current one went insane, so any help you can provide would be welcome.

Sincerely,

Albus Dumbledore

xXxXx

18 September

Dear Professor,

We’re shocked and hurt that you think we could possibly have had anything to do with such a terrible prank being pulled on Professor Snape, for whom we have the greatest regard.

Yours,

GGL

P.S. To make spells take on the plaque, preface whatever spell you use with the phrase "Molesti sunt dei." We recommend you perform it, since having to say this might preclude Professor Snape’s insanity by causing him to have a heart attack.

xXxXx

Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Wednesday 21st November 2007 9:09am

Aww, that poor worn out owl. ;-D

Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Wednesday 21st November 2007 8:18am

I do love the title of this chapter. *SNICKER*
;-D

Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Tuesday 20th November 2007 6:24pm

>^..^< Professor Minerva McGonagall see the situation and determines that it smells fishy.
<*)))< At least her heart is in the right place. :-)

Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Tuesday 20th November 2007 5:54pm

"These people are going to get a big surprise one of these days," Danger commented. "A really big surprise."

"You said it, not me," Aletha said with a naughty smile.

Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Tuesday 20th November 2007 5:27pm

"To Feetie Fudge," said Danger with a very carefully straight face.

ROTFLMAO ;-D

Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Tuesday 20th November 2007 4:58pm

Great story, very well written. I'm off to chapter 23 now.

TTFN (Ta Ta For Now)
;-D

Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Tuesday 20th November 2007 4:30pm

::chuckling:: I do like the touch of Lucius being able to see his unconcious body, and witness the Aurors bursting into the room.
;-D

Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Tuesday 20th November 2007 4:00pm

Oh no, Narcissa didn't just poison herself, did she? ::cries:: She is a very brave woman to give up Draco like that, she must love him very much indeed.

Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Tuesday 20th November 2007 11:36am

Narcissa (the flower) to the rescue. :-)

Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Tuesday 20th November 2007 11:00am

Lucius Malfoy, scary man indeed.

Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Tuesday 20th November 2007 10:34am

I forgot to note, in my previous review for this chapter, that Hermione is older than Harry and Ron. A student must be 11 before September 1st when schooling at Hogwarts. Thus, she is 10 months older than Harry.

Anne B. Walsh replied:

We know that now. When I was writing this chapter, we didn't. It is officially another of the differences between my AU and canon.

Wistful-Stargazer posted a comment on Tuesday 20th November 2007 10:29am

Poor little Draco, even his mother doesn't know how to show him love. :-(